I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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