i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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