I didn't shave. On purpose
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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