ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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