Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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