2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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