I'm going to jail i love you
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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