she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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