Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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