I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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