I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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