i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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