I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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