im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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