He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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