I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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