Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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