Someone shattered a urinal.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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