i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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