so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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