I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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