I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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