The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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