people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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