I must be too annoying 4 u.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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