you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My breasts were aching with rage.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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