It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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