dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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