He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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