shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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