She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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