I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I wish i was in the wii world.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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