Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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