Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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