Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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