Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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