This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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