you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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