Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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