i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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