guys are not supposed to queef...right?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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