My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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