just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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