i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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