Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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