new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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