I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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