to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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