apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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