I feel like abortions should bother me more
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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